BEAT ZOMBIE MEAT (Dream Team)

BEAT ZOMBIE MEAT (Dream Team)


*Zombie growls What the heck was that? I don’t even know *glass breaking Hey… hey where are we going? Uh…. um.. I know a guy that prepared for this kind of stuff We can check his place oh really? Do you have any guns? Um… no look around *Finds gun Aww sweet, a gun! Oh… wow! Here! Okay DUDE! A sniper Awwwwww *accidentally hits random taco bell drink *drop’s key’s on the ground *gunshot *gunshot *gunshot *gunshot *realizes it was unlocked the whole time I’m not afraid….. I’ll shoot! Relax, I’m not gonna hurt you. Okay…. lets just put the guns down. Oh, shoot! ZOMBIES!! Hey, no wait! I’M DRIVING! Okay! Aww You might want to buckle up That’s stupid dude C’mon let’s go, we gotta go we barely made it out alive. So What’s your name? No Stop, no names So… where you headed? I’m heading to Porterville I’m just trying to find a new home. Maybe some snowballs You know So, you know-how Lindsay and Porterville are east right? So…. I’ll just call you Porterville Porterville, do you want to stick together? You wanna team up you know? *sighs Well… Since I stole your car I give this relationship about to Tonyville no more. Oh yeah! I’m fine with Tonyville yeah *starts to buckle his seatbelt You might want to buckle up though Its gonna be a bumpy ride. yeah… Let’s loot… Let’s loot this house Allright lets do it Check and see if it’s open It’s locked *decides to hop the fence *Goes along with it Alright let’s go Check that shed Oh shoot You’re right, you’re right *gasp Whoa *Conveniently finds a better gun Oooh… A marksman… A marksman rifle OoOooh Time to upgrade a bit Dude is it loaded? I don’t know *Fires the gun it’s loaded *tries to open door *Knocks *Doesn’t wait for someone to open the door No one’s home L-lets go check the back *shoots lock dude Zombie?? *gunshot I think that was the last one Finally, we can loot this house Alright Yo!!!! Who are you!? *everyone is confused This was hard to subtitle so enjoy *more confusion and questions on who everyone is Hey…. Hey… *gunshot Alright Everybody just chill the eff out Alright okay BEHIND, BEHIND YOU!!! *gunshot The first rule in B.Z.M You always Double-Tap *gunshot *gunshot and glass breaking Alright we good? Yeah… yeah We’re good Alright Alright, you guys wanna stick together? Yeah… yeah sure sure whatever yeah WAKE UP!! Wake up!!! We got a problem Oh…. we gotta go! Man I’m scared That’s a lot of zombies Bet Bet Bet Beeeeeeeettttttttt!! Let’s do it!!! I flip **** for your gang-bang I talk **** for insane ****** I got a clip for you strange ****** Click-clack, get back, ‘fore you ****** feel that Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball Don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time I don’t want to miss you Like I do I thought suddenly by this point How many kills did you guys get? 69 I got 420 I got like Six hundred and sixty-six I only just got 3 I ran out of ammo Dang it, I gotta get you guys bob’s Alright let’s go Ohhh This looks so GOOD!!!! Sweeeeeeeeeet yeeeeeaaaahhhh

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