Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Arnold Schwarzenegger

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Arnold Schwarzenegger


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE FOOD WE HAVE — JELLYFISH, VIENNA SAUSAGE JUICE
SHOOTER, WE HAVE OUR TRUSTY FRIEND THE BULL’S PENIS, WE HAVE
A BUG TRIFLE — NOW, THIS BUG TRIFLE INCLUDES CRICKETS, WORMS
AND TOPPED WITH A SCORPION. WE’VE GOT BIRDÑi SALIVA. A JUNE BUG JELL-O. THREE-CHILI PEPPER SMOOTHIE, AND
FINELY TURKEY TESTICLES. HOW YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS,
ARNOLD, YOU FEELING OKAY?>>I’M NOT GOING TO EAT AGAIN
FOR THE NEXT WEEK.>>James: OKAY. SO, ARNOLD, NEITHER OF US HAVE
SEEN THE QUESTIONS. YOU’RE GOING TO ASK ME A
QUESTION FIRST. SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT
IF I DON’T ANSWER?>>HOW ABOUT THE BIRD SALIVA?>>James: YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE
ME THE BIRD SALIVA?>>EXACTLY. OH, JEEZ, OKAY. IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO
ANSEL ONE OF THE LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS, WHICH WOULD IT BE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.>>James: I’D LIKE TO CANCEL
ALL OF THEM, BUT –>>THAT’S NOT A GOOD ANSWER.>>James: THAT WOULD BE GREAT
FOR US. IF I COULD CANCEL ANY OTHER LATE
NIGHT TALK SHOW, WHICH ONE WOULD I CANSLE?>>COME CLEAN. YOU CAN DO IT. LOOK ME IN THE EYES. DON’T LOOK AT THE FOOD. BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO ANSWER
IT. COME ON, NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )Ñi
DO IT.!3#Eî ( LAUGHTER )
>>Ñi James: OH, MY GOD! I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT’S
HAPPENING HERE.>>I’M NOT SCREWING AROUND.>>James: I WOULD NEVER EVER
EVER IN A MILLION YEARS — I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT ANY OF THE WONDERFUL MEN AND WOMEN
ON LATE NIGHT, SO CHEERS, ARNOLD. ( LAUGHTER )
( BLEEP ). ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S GOT, LIKE, BITS IN IT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>James: FINISH IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ALL RIGHT. ARNOLD, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE THREE CHILLY PEPPER SMOOTHIE. OKAY? RIGHT THERE. AND HERE’S YOUR QUESTION. ARNOLD, IN THE PUBLIC’S EYE,
POLITICIANS HAVE A REPUTATION FOR LYING. WHILE YOU WERE GOVERNOR, WHAT IS
SOMETHING YOU SAID OR DID THAT YOU KNEW WAS A LIE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: COME ON! ANSWER IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION! DON’T LOOK AT IT. LOOK ME IN THE EYE, YOU CAN DO
IT! ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S NOT AS EASY, IS IT, WHEN YOU’RE OVER THERE?>>James: OKAY. UM — OKAY. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN SAY THAT. LET ME GIVE YOU THE SHOT. UM — THERE’S A TIME WHEN THE
GOVERNOR SIGNS BILLS OR VETOES THEM. SO WHEN YOU=)■ VETO A BILL FROM
LEGISLATORS, THEN YOU WRITE A VETO MESSAGE. WELL, THERE WAS ONE LEGISLATOR
THAT I DIDN’T LIKE AT ALL, AND, SO, I VETOED HIS BILL, BUT I
ONLY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GETS THE MESSAGE, SO I WROTE
EACH LINE IN THE VETO MESSAGE, EACH LINE HAD TO START WITH A
CERTAIN LETTER THAT, WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE LINE, IT SAYS ( BLEEP
YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THEY DISCOVERED
THAT, THE PRESS, THEY SAID TO ME, SAYS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS
SAID ( BLEEP ) YOU? AND I SAID, NO, NO, WAIT A
MINUTE — ( LAUGHTER )
WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT? ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW, I’M AMAZED. I KNOW — NO, I DID NOT KNOW
THAT.>>James: OH, I LOVE THAT! THAT IS AN UNBELIEVABLE ANSWER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW! OKAY, ARNOLD, SPIN THIS ROUND,
TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT OR NOT EAT.>>OH, BULL’S PENIS.>>James: YEAH? YES.>>James: YOU’RE GOING TO SEND
THAT AROUND, THE BULL’S PENIS TO ME.>>IT’S ALL CHOPPED UP ANYWAY,
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. SO, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.>>James: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR
IT.>>OKAY. YOU RECENTLY ATTENDED A WEDDING
THAT WAS ALSO ATTEND BID IVANKA TRUMP. WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT? ( LAUGHTER )
HUH? WHAT DID YOU —
>>James: THIS IS BULL ( BLEEP ) BECAUSE I KNOW YOU
WRITE THE QUESTIONS.>>WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT?>>James: RIGHT. I —
>>WELL, FORGET THIS ENGLISH STUFF. FORGET ALL THAT. THAT’S ENGLISH CHARM. IT DOESN’T HELP YOU HERE. THIS IS A STRAIGHTFORWARD GAME. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: ALL RIGHT, I WILL SAY THIS, I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK.>>I EXPECT NOTHING LESS.>>James: AND I WAS WITH
ORLANDO BLOOM.>>OKAY.>>James: WHO I THINK WAS
EQUALLY, IF NOT SLIGHTLYLESS DRUNK THAN I WAS.>>OKAY.>>James: AND WE STOOD AT THE
BAR.>>AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>James: AND IVANKA WAS AT
THE BAR, AND I CAN’T — I CAN’T 100% REMEMBER IT, BUT I REMEMBER
THAT WE WERE QUITE DRUNK, AND WE STARTED GOING, IVANKA, YOU CAN
DO SOMETHING, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER. AND EIVANKA — I REMEMBER IVANKA
WAS GOING, I’M TRYING, I’M TRYING. ( LAUGHTER )
THEN THE NIGHT CARRIED ON, I KEPT DRINKING, AND THEN THE NEXT
DAY, IT WAS LIKE A TWO-DAY WEDDING, AND THE NEXT DAY THERE
WAS A DRINKS THING IN THE AFTERNOON AND I FORGOT ALL ABOUT
IT UNTIL I SAW HER ACROSS THIS SORT OF GARDEN AND IT ALL CAME
BACK. ( LAUGHTER )
AND SHE JUST SAID, UM, I BET YOU’VE GOT A HEADACHE THIS
MORNING. ( LAUGHTER )
SO THAT WAS WHAT I TOLD IVANKA TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: NICE. OKAY, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU,
ARNOLD, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU — I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
JELLYFISH. OKAY?>>James: OKAY. ARNOLD, IN THE ’90s, YOU
AND A GROUP OF OTHER A-LIST CELEBRITIES OPENED THE PLANET
HOLLYWOOD THEMED RESTAURANTS. BE HONEST, IF YOU WEREN’T AN
INVESTOR, WOULD YOU HAVE EVER EATEN AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD? ( LAUGHTER )
>>WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT? I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING )
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? ( LAUGHTER )
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT I REMEMBER STILL GOING BACK AFTER
I SOLD MY ENTIRE SHARES, EVERYTHING, I STILL WENT BACK,
BUT I DIDN’T GO BACK FOR THE FOOD, BUT I WENT BACK BECAUSE OF
THE OTHER CELEBRITIES BEING THERE AND BECAUSE OF THE GREAT
MERCHANDISE AND DUFF THEY HAD THERE. SO, YES, I DID GO BACK.>>James: THAT WASN’T THE
QUESTION. ( LAUGHTER )
THE QUESTION WAS WOULD YOU, IF YOU WEREN’T AN INVESTOR, WOULD
YOU STILL EAT AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD?>>I ATE SOME CHICKEN FINGERS,
YES.>>James: OH, THERE WE GO, ALL
RIGHT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY. ARNOLD, YOUR TURN. CHOOSE WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME
TO — WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT HERE?>>OKAY, O’– BUG TRIFLE.>>James: OKAY, THIS IS
CRICKETS, WORMS AND A SCORPION.>>THAT IS REALLY WILD BECAUSE I
WANTED TO ASK THE QUESTION MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU JUST RENEWED
YOUR CONTRACT WITH CBS –>>James: OH, ( BLEEP ). — FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS,
RIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: YEP, I DID. READ ME THE QUESTION.>>HOW MUCH MONEY WAS INVOLVED
IN THIS CONTRACT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERING )
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERING )
( LAUGHTER )>>James: OH, MY GOD — NOT
ENOUGH MONEY TO ( BLEEP ) PAY TO PLAY THIS.>>THAT WAS VERY COURAGEOUS.>>James: OH! I HAVE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE
THAT LOOKS UGLY OVER THERE.>>James: OKAY. YOU JUST ATE A SCORPION.>>James: I’M WELL AWARE OF
WHAT I JUST ATE. THANK YOU, ARNOLD. ALL RIGHT, ARNOLD, HERE WE GO. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU — I’M
GOING TO GIVE YOU THE TURKEY TESTICLES RIGHTÑi THERE, TURKEY
BALLS. HERE WE GO. ARNOLD. YOU AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE A LONG
HISTORY TOGETHER. RECENTLY, YOU’VE HAD A VERY
PUBLIC FEUD, BUT YOU’VE ALSO KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THE
’80s. WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE
HEARD DONALD TRUMP SAY IN PRIVATE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: WELL, ACTUALLY, IN PRIVATE, HE ALWAYS WAS VERY
NICE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST
CONVERSATION I HAD WITH HIM, A PRIVATE CONVERSATION, WAS WHEN
HE CALLED ME AND ASKED ME FOR MY ENDORSEMENT WHEN HE RAN FOR
PRESIDENT, AND I DECLINED. AND, SINCE THEN, EVERYTHING THAT
HE SAYS ABOUT ME OR TO ME IS ON TWITTER. ( LAUGHTER )
WHICH SUCKS.>>James: YEAH. YEAH. SO I THINK HE WAS ALWAYS KIND OF
NICE IN PRIVATE, BUT IN PUBLIC, I THINK THAT HE’S VERY MEAN
SPIRITED WHAT HE SAYS.>>James: I MEAN, THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF “SPILL YOUR GUTS”Ñi THAT NOBODY’
EATEN HERE. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN’T
EATEN ANYTHING.>>I HAVE TO BE HONEST. THESE WERE NOT REALLY TOUGH
QUESTIONS. I MEAN, REALLY, I MEAN, I
THOUGHT — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE SOME KIND OF A — NO, REALLY,
HONESTLY, I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE SOME TOUGH QUESTIONS THAT I’M
REALLY GOING TO GO, LIKE, GUH –>>James: LET’S TRY THIS ONE,
SHALL WE?>>YEAH.>>James: OKAY. ARNOLD. YOU’RE ONE TO HAVE THE
BIGGEST — YOU’RE ONE OF THE BIGGEST ACTION STARS OF ALL
TIMES AND YOU STARRED IN THE EXPENDABLES. RANK THE CO-STARS ON THEIR
ACTING ABILITY FROM BEST TO WORST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! SYLVESTER STALLONE, JASON
STATHAM, MICKEY ROURKE, BEST TO WORST.>>I WOULD HAVE TO START WITH —
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERING ) I — I START WITH — UM — NO
( BLEEP ). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, EVERYBODY! THAT WAS “SPILL YOUR GUTS OR
FILL YOUR GUTS.” WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

100 thoughts on “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Arnold Schwarzenegger

  1. James ate that trifle without hesitation lol, he already had his mind up about the question before it was even asked 😂

  2. Is it just me or is all the censorship beeping getting really anoyng?
    Seriously my ears are starting to hurt from the inside.😖

  3. Okay,,, okay,, okay!!!!!! I want you to eat the bug testicles!!!!!!
    Okay,,,,
    Arnold!!!!!
    Where the fuck is that kid you had with your maid???????

  4. Seriously, how on earth would you extract saliva out of a bird? lol I don't think any guest has ever wondered how they get these weird stuff, like thousand-year-old eggs.

  5. I have other things to be added to the menu. You can get gizzard-food cooked. You can also add cooked chickens intestines.

  6. Had James just tasted the turkey testicles, he would have thrown up like a little girl. hahaha It takes a badass to eat those stuff, James.

  7. Arnold is a fucking player. He has reached that age when he can get away with being just blunt and he was, he has nothing left to prove. But that last question, he chose to eat that crap to entertain. He is the man.

  8. If Arnold was the US president, he would have starred Kim Jong into submission.
    The was no way he would threaten to nuke this guy.

  9. the last question, he never say who is the best or worst because he likes the people he worked with or he just think he is the best out of all 4 XD

  10. nobody:
    James after he gets read his questions: says nothing turns around in chair
    “I KNOW WHO WRITES THESE QUESTIONS” sits silently contemplating whether or not to answer and if he doesn’t RELUCTANTLY PICKS UP FOOD AND PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH FOR .02 SECONDS BEFORE WAVING HIS HAND AND SPITTING IT OUT 😂💀

  11. Anyone else think about the guy who is chasing around birds to get their saliva thinking, “someone is going to buy this some day.”

  12. I need Arnold Schwarzenegger to follow me around throughout the day to motivate me. I didn't even have any bird saliva to drink, but when he said 'FINISH IT' I went outside and tried to catch a bird.

  13. What does it mean that Arnold was the first that answered all the questions? Before him, Chelsea Handler and Kirsten Bell didn't eat anything!

  14. Just wanted to say if the title was spill your nuts or fill your nuts (as a reference to terminator) would have made me chuckled but it would've been worth it. Thanks. K. Bye.

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